Angry Croquet

This is not a polite garden party. Someone brought a cooler, someone brought a mallet, and nobody really remembers the rules anymore.

Built for long weekends, questionable decisions, and games that escalate faster than expected.

Field-tested guidelines:

• always have one hand free for a drink
• If the ball goes off course, that’s a feature
• Shoes optional, competitiveness not
• Apologies are encouraged but rarely sincere
• If it breaks, it probably needed breaking

Whether you’re camping, backyarding, or inventing entirely new rules on the fly, this collection is built for people who prefer their leisure activities slightly chaotic.

Angry Croquet | built to swing

inspired by RMS